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Five Point Exploding Ass Technique

Derived from the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique used at the end of Kill Bill 2. Used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. Frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.
Argh, I had the most horrific Five Point Exploding Ass Technique this morning! Damn that curry!
by Oofnun September 1, 2010
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Flavelled

absolutely, out of control, drunk.

completely, entirely intoxicated, generally leads to excessive vomiting and or coma-ring.

pronounced= flah-velled
by jezza!0! November 7, 2010
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Five-Oh

Slang term for the police. Originated from the popular TV show Hawaii 5-0. Commonly used as a warning that the police are nearby.
*on the phone*
S: Hello?
D: Dude, five-oh, take off.
S: What about you?
D: Uh, they kinda spotted me.
S: *hauls ass*
by Obviously Obsessed January 9, 2015
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five piece

When a nigga acting up, you gotta give him that five piece ( closed fist to mouth)
" Rihanna got out of line, so Chris breezy had to give her dat five piece."

"Keyshawn was being a fuck boy, so rich homie Daqaun from the trap gave him dat five piece."
by jayjayiceclit July 9, 2014
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five seconds rule of the public toilet

A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped
Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that
by cinamon_muff August 12, 2016
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Iron Five

When a person says or does something epic related to marvel so you give them a iron five. A normal high five but you pretend your hands are repulsers like iron man. Based on clip from iron man 2, where the war machine and iron man aim there repulsers at each other. Used by geeks!
A person owns someone else epically, so you give them a high five, iron five
by Hi Alex November 14, 2012
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shot five

When you're getting up from where you're sitting in a large group setting, where your seat could be stolen, you shout "shot five" and no one can take your seat for five minutes to ensure your seat will still be yours when you get back.
"im going to the bathroom, shot five!"
(in the case someone is sitting in your seat when you get back before 5 minutes is up)
"i shotted five"
"yeah its true she did shot five"
by carkes April 12, 2015
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