fucked off

Fucked off - to stop paying attention to somebody .

I got fucked off by my boyfriend today when he was paying more attention to his friend Alissa.

Disregard, dismiss, fuck, unfair, harsh, vulgar nasty

by lbcgurl April 19, 2015

Ear Fucked

When you call a friend or relative and they ramble or take an emotional dump on you, then when its your turn to talk they say they have to go and go. Your left in shock and you didnt get to tell them what you called for.

Phone Ringing

Hims- Hello
Mes- Heyy wuz up! yo i gotta tell you something.
Hims- nah nothing..yo man im stress, i got mad homework and blah blah blah blah...
Mes- oh foreal, damn. yo but..
Hims- yeah and blah blah blah
Mes- wow that sucks, but yo let me...
Hims- Yo but I gotta let you go, i got someone on the other line. laterz
Mes- oh..uh..um. okay later

Mes- What the hell just happened. Did i just get Ear Fucked? Damnit! Asshole!

by childishumor January 21, 2011

I fucked your mom

Something every salty 11 year old kid would say if you beat them in a 1v1 in fortnite

-beats kid in 1v1-
Kid: I fucked your mom
Me: -laughs-

by bwal0416 June 2, 2019

T9 number fucked

An annoying occurence when you text a number one time, and T9 uses that as your default in the future.

Last night I texted Stacy to come get in my bed, but since I have texted the number 46 before, T9 sent it as "Come get 46 my bed." Stacy was so pissed. I was totally T9 number fucked.

by thats the truth February 24, 2009

fucked the canine

messed up, another form of screwed the pooch but weirder.

I really fucked the canine when I told her I didn't have a humpback when we met online...now she wants to hang out tonight.

by Qingwon August 10, 2010

clatter-fucked

To has have such amazing and hard/rough sex with a person they are unable to move/ breathe/do anything except lie there and gasp!

Man, I clatter-fucked her last night.

Jesus, I got clatter-fucked last night I could barely breathe.

by urbanzenpk September 28, 2006

People with fucked up faces

See Matt Schr3ck and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Dude, I'm Matt Schr3ck. Someone hit me with a baseball bat in the face at a very young age.

by 2Pac February 15, 2005