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Pity Farmer

A person who adds a stupid app on Facebook, such as Farmville, just to help their friends/stop getting app invites.
Yeah, tom is still a douche for playing, but he wouldn't stop sending me those damn Farmville requests. I became his pity farmer by default.
by T-3PO January 24, 2011
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Jamaican Farmer

a synonym used for a drug dealer, mostly one who sells weed.
A: Hey man, i am looking for a jamaican farmer, do you know any around here?

B: Yeah, they're everywhere, come with me.
by H12F April 1, 2011
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boogey farmer

An individual who spends an inordinate amount of time picking their nose. A serious farmer also eats their own crops.
Stopping at a red light while driving, I noticed a boogey farmer next to me harvesting some crops.
by boozemover April 8, 2012
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Nintendo Fraser

A lad who loves shitty consoles and enjoys games aimed at 10 year olds. He has a fettish for Chinese girls that don't speak english. He has attributes similar to that of Podrick
"You wanna go downstairs?"

"Nah, there's a Nintendo Fraser down there and its getting heated cuz that Chinese girls down there and Mario just came out"
by mayojohn December 1, 2013
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Pickle Farmer

A woman who takes money from men for who knows what in exchange; emotionally unavailable; and always lies, cause she's taking money from someone's man.
A pickle farmer causes men to pass up on a good woman and/or ruin a good thing cause he is going after the whore he can't have.

She doesn't want the guy - she just maskes sure you can't have him.
I'm not dating Scott anymore, he is too distracted by the Pickle Farmer.
Jan broke up with Tommy. She found out he paid the Pickle Farmer $200 for a pair of her dirty underwear.
by jv1020 February 25, 2014
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piss farter

1. n. The stately gentlemen at the urinal, most often with one hand on the wall for support, who drops ass whilst urinating. To deftly accomplish the act of cutting the cheese while draining the lizard.
Guy 1: Man, I was in the shitter a minute ago, and this old boy must of shit himself while pissing it was so gross. He was one epic piss farter.

Guy 2: Did he have his hand on the wall to hold up his huge dork?

Guy 1: Did you ever see a piss farter that didn't?
by Doc Guitar November 2, 2014
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Penis farmer

A female whom has lost her teeth and this must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.
by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017
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