Facedump

The action of Facebooking while taking a dump.

Use my phone at your own risk. I used it to Facedump earlier.

by thesen8r September 2, 2012

Facie

A term used by someone, usually a bit older ie Dolores Rhoads, who can't remember the term selfie.

Did you see that facie your daughter posted on instagram? It's so cute.

by Diviniti August 5, 2014

facial queef

A low bubbling throat burp that escapes on accident forcing your lips to momentarily motorboat, very similar to the lower lips during a queef.

Um..wasn't quite sure if you were burping, about to barf, or playing with the sailboat in the bathtub. If it Looks like a facial queef , and smells like a facial queef then it must be a facial queef!

by Very Vanecessary March 6, 2016

facinerious

(in the works of Shakespeare) extremely wicked

He's of a most facinerious spirit.
All 's Well That Ends Well

by ENQUIRECLOUD May 24, 2016

Facial Cheesecake

Noun, An orgasm that comes as a result of lesbian facesitting

Heather ate out her girlfriend until she got a facial cheesecake.

by agentAK October 16, 2016

Facadomer

A person who isn't what they portray

The facadomer told great stories about things that never happened

by Theodore Bone June 12, 2018

Facedriving

Using Facebook whilst driving, usually in violation of state or local laws and with total disregard of the safety of yourself and others.

Timmy was charged with vehicular manslaughter after running over six children while facedriving.

by mikehasacat October 3, 2018