doeser

racial slur, directed toward anyone. originating from improper english. Highley offensive.

"you doeser"

"your such a doeser"

by Kimberlyy September 27, 2007

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A Secret Code to find a hostage mole

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.

by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022

It doesn't matter in the dark.

Among gay men, an acknowledgment that one is aroused by a third party's physique and/or certain body parts while simultaneously being turned off by other physical characteristics

"Did you see that guy in the locker room with the ten-inch dick? Too bad he was so ugly! Oh well, it doesn't matter in the dark."

by r2lee July 24, 2009

the datz does sells

when a black young male that is your friend does a little white girl who is ugly. he has sex with her untill her pussy turns brown.

Mike the black kid just did the datz does sells to that ugly bitch Kortney. Why wont he learn to stop doin that to white girls?

by nick lafarca August 1, 2006

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

One...two...three...*CRUNCH*

It is a sentence...........but OK. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

by Sparkle355 June 9, 2017

Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket?

Catchphrase used when someone's laid a really horrifically smelly fart. Taken from German with the same meaning.

Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket? Peeeeeyouuuu, it really stinks here! Take that guy to the hospital!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

okie dokes

rated-G euphemism for ample breasts, funbags, breasticles, jugs, etc.

"Check out the okie dokes on that piece of ass over there!"
"Damn right, boy, you know you want get smothered by these okie dokes!"

by Faye Valentine May 26, 2003