douchebag

A person who is a total ballsack that you despise and ticks you off. He occasionally may fuck you for his enjoyment and your pain. it is also your penis.

My parole officer is a fucking douchebag!

I just got raped by a douchebag!

Dude, that douchebag kicked me in my douchebag!

by Kasscendra February 2, 2009

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A buzzword thrown around in leftist spheres online built off a dumb conspiracy theory that the only reason anyone could like edgy humor is that they're secretly an evil nazi that drowns bags of puppies in a well while tweedling his comically large moustache. Citing that they only say it's a joke, when they receive backlash for it. When in reality, the vast majority of people who enjoy this brand of humor live with a mutual understanding that these are just jokes for shock value. And they aren't going to need this fact explained to them, let alone act in bad faith and make trying to explain it to them like talking to a brick wall.

"I just called you a Schrödinger's Douchebag. Checkmate, bigot."

by CuteBoy56 January 3, 2021

DOUCHEBAGGIO

MEANS THE SAME AS FAGGOT

LOOK AT DON HES SUCH A DOUCHEBAGGIO.

by lionellogan August 7, 2009

douchefag

1. a homosexual that uses a douche in his poop-shoot.
2. an insult that is one step higher than douchebag.

"Did you see that guy cuss out his waitress for forgetting his drink refill?"
"Yeah, what a douchefag"

by Chris (courtesy of Drew) February 17, 2008

Presidential Douchebag

A president, presidential candidate or cabinet member who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.

Obama's lying and hypocrisy has reached such levels that he is now classified as a "Presidential Douchebag".

by TruthSayer2451 September 9, 2009

DOUCHEFAG

uhhh..duhh!
a complete asshole/douche

usually used to describe a male.

Me-" You never text me anymore..."
Douchefag-" so , "
Me-" Sooooooo, I'm your friend/girlfriend;..... "
DoucheFag- " and, so. "
Me-" STFU YOU FUCKING DOUCHEFAG !! "
Douchefag- "....what? "
Me-" DOUCHEFAGGG!!!! "

(:

by JMunster666 January 31, 2009

douchebaggery

the act of being a douchebag when being a head cashier named jim.

jim reigned supreme in his douchebaggery today while screwing up everything he was assigned to do.

by scotty savell March 6, 2009