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oprah’s couch

Oprah’s couch is synonymous with promiscuous sex, generally applied to the male of the species, it does however apply to some aggressive females, lesbians, and Bi-sexuals...
Ex: “Bruh, that Dude is legendary! He has gotten more ass than Oprah’s couch!!!
by Joe Schwaah March 28, 2019
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Couch Warming Party

When you buy a new couch for your living area and invite friends / family to sit and flatulate on it as a sign of initiation and good luck.
I just got a couch for my apartment, come over for a couch warming party !
by Dinuel October 1, 2023
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porch couch season

When White Trash spends all summer sitting on there porch couch drinking Cheap Beer, judging there neighbors, and usually leads into domestic violence.
It must be porch couch season Cause Jim & Buella are pissing off the neighborhood again.
by Ernchuck May 30, 2018
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wank couch

A couch you should never ever sit on. Smells a bit musty and tacky to the touch.
This is the wank couch, I'd sit somewhere else if I were you.
by Camo Clown February 16, 2017
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Couch humper

by BnuuyTheLoser August 10, 2024
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Behind The Couch

When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first
"Me and Roofa Jerked off behind the couch to Ray J and Kim K's Porno"
by Aidsandcancer August 14, 2018
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Freud's couch

Your therapist/psychiatrist's office
Why does going to Freud's couch cost so much? :(. No wonder some people have a negative relationship with their shrink.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2021
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