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gives great couch

When a celebrity has an excellent conversation with a talk show host, particularly a late night talk show host.
by Grace Noble December 29, 2023
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Couching

Sitting on the couch being worthless. Often times accompanied by smoking weed and ordering delivery.
Alex was couching all day Sunday, when Meagehn tried to say she invented the word.
by Beanflicka14 August 6, 2017
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two guys and a couch

Two guys who arent gay but blow eachother while doing a podcast on the couch
Thomas and Pete were two guys and a couch doing a podcast
by Stephchiohey October 1, 2017
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Couch thief

a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.
Brian is a couch thief. He venmo-ed me to split the Uber, even though he had a free ride.
by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017
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The Couch Shitters

People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap
John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch

Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too

Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
by Thy Custodian April 7, 2024
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couch coin

When a person puts their hands into the cushions of their couch and is surprised to find pieces of shit layered in the inside these are probably left by a hoard of fuckboys that were not under proper control of the fuckboys supreme
Damn, yo these fuckn couch coins keep get'n my hands ahl covered in shit
by Blackman in a chef hat October 6, 2015
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Couch gang

A super duper cool friend group😎💪 we have movie nights on illegal websites (you didn’t hear that from me) cough cough soap2day. We also play roblox and vc all the time. Sometimes Minecraft, not often though 😔😔 we’re super snazzy honestly.
“Have you heard of the couch gang?”
“Yes !!:) I’m actually apart of it.”
by Plsfuncoolgood April 21, 2022
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