Couch Scotch

When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.

Where does Larena live?

Girl, who knows! She out here playing couch Scotch.

by Lordbear1 October 28, 2021

Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.

"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"

by tbfc February 23, 2024

Couch Lawyer

Someone who sits on the couch/chair/loveseat and only follows the case on TV, and bases their opinions on that case just by watching the TV.

You're such a couch lawyer, you base your opinions on what you see on TV.

by ZuNuKoo August 26, 2013

Couch Viking

Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.

If you're going to be Viking, don't be a Couch Viking

by Temiz August 14, 2023

Couch

To provide professional coaching services.

I'm going to couch tsm.

by Nfjfjd February 8, 2022

Couch

A place where your dad loses his spare change and wallet sometimes if your lucky.

Bob: Hey Kelly I need some money can you make a distraction while I go check inside the couch?
Kelly: Ok.
Bob: Oh cool dads wallet is here were gonna buy so many diabetes.

by supboi200 June 26, 2018

Couch

(Possibly older urban slang) It’s what you put on top of a scoop of ice cream or a sundae, indiscernible from what can be found from reaching under the cushions of a couch, scooping up what you can, and sprinkling it on top of said frozen treat.

Girl let’s go to the Tasty Freeze...I want me a BIG ASS bowl of soft serve chocolate with couch.

by ovalbeach October 21, 2019