congentation

when you drink some cold ass water and you feel it in your body

person 1: “bro this water is so congentagious”
person 2: “wtf is that supposed to mean bruh???”
person 3: “ermmm actually congentation is when you feel water ☝️”
person 2 and 1: stfu timmy

by BananaAgent1 March 29, 2024

Convenient Autistic Cousin

Convenient Autistic Cousin is a (Theoretical) relative, usually between 4-7 year old who is autistic once you tell someone that you are Autistic.

Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.

Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.

"Oh I'm Autistic by the way"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"

by RockCat89 April 9, 2024

content farm

A content farm is a person/group in the internet who are exploited by trolls creating funny/troll/humiliating content.

yo, that e-girl is a content farm

by iviooxx April 27, 2024

Content free

Something, like a glossy presentation, that doesn't actually communicate anything of substance and tends instead to be composed of bland statements with have no real meaning.

I didn't learn anything new from that talk. It seemed to be entirely 'content free', just full of meaningless statements most likely written by consultants

by uncited June 29, 2024

Convenient Animosity

It refers to using hostility, anger, or resentment for personal gain, justification, or manipulation, often disguising one's true intentions or motivations. It also refers to a situation where hostility or ill feelings are maintained or expressed because it's advantageous or beneficial to do so, rather than out of genuine dislike. This kind of animosity is often strategic, used to gain some sort of advantage. It can be a person or a a group of people:
Using past conflicts to justify current behavior
Playing victim to gain sympathy
Manipulating situations for personal benefits
Using anger to control conversations
Only reaching out when needing favors, but ignoring otherwise
Criticizing others choices, but expecting support for their own
etc:)

Convenient Animosity can have a really bad impact on relationships (personal and business), making it difficult to rebuild trust and reliability in them.

Certain people only like you when it's convenient to them, when the whole time, they have secret animosity towards you. Call it Convenient Animosity.

by RicoMeezy November 15, 2024

Converted White Girl

A Caucasian female who after having interracial sex with a man of color, does not go back to having sex with her own race. All attraction to her own race is lost.

Jane is totally a converted white girl, she only goes after the mixed light brown skin guys now.

by D.Lang December 8, 2024

contentinternet

contentinternet or #contentinternet is a subversive linguistic strategy that relies on a #gorgonwars mythological lexicon to navigate censorship, ensuring free expression within controlled digital spaces by making the language itself unbannable.

everyone needs to create their own contentinternet in our hivemindidioms era where communication is impossible

by cyberphunkisms December 20, 2024