Coaching

A gentrified, corporate-friendly rebranding referring to a reprimand, scolding, or lecture, usually delivered to a low-level employee by their supervisor or other middle-manager.

"Hey Bob, how did your quarterly performance review with Jen go?"

"Well, she insinuated I was a fuck-up, couldn't be trusted with tasks a lemming would otherwise excel at, and that I should consider becoming a shoe-shiner as it would allow me to grovel beneath successful people without getting in their way."

"Sounds like Jen offered you some healthy coaching there. I hope her advice helps you meet your next corporate deliverable!"

by Quattrochi November 1, 2022

coach Mckay

The best coach you can get. The man coaches good games and puts on good parties. That hot tub water. just UMMMMMM. that floating white bubbles

coach Mckay. Holy fuck imma cum

by McKay victim November 1, 2022

Coach coco

Any black sports coach

“When is practice?”

“At 4:30”
“Thanks Coach coco”

by Shitbuttass69 December 15, 2022

Conall

Conall is a very dumb person who has a very huge cock. He cannot talk to the girls he likes as he forgets how to flirt. He eventually fumbles the bag

Person1: damn conall talking to a bad bitch

Person2: yeah he’s probably gonna fumble tho
Person3: conall has a huge dick

by Conall has a big dick January 8, 2023

Coachel-Lung

The respiratory condition experienced after spending 3 days breathing in all the airborne particles at the Empire Poli Fields during Coachella.

Holy shit, cough cough), my Coachel-Lung is bad this year...

by Kaithulu April 25, 2023

Coach

A coach is the person who gets SOME of the credit when everything goes well -and- ALL of the blame when anything goes wrong.

“Man…that team totally sucks; who’s their coach”?

by chuckjav76 July 9, 2023

coach ryan

a beautiful man

“If you look up Coach Ryan in the dictionary you’ll see, a beautiful man.” - Coach Ryan

by kenzile777 August 29, 2023