clavida

Awakened Melanin Goddess possessing extraordinary wisdom, grace, and beauty. Afrocentric enlightened being. Drawing power from ancestral energy. A diety personified by humility, compassion, fairness, forgiveness, and equality.

Channeling your inner Clavida will bring peace within.

by Clavida December 20, 2016

clean berry

British/Scottish term, a noun, for a female who doesn't have any other drug or alcohol problems

I personally don't see anything with a woman being a clean berry. A clean berry is still a woman, and can intelligently spend the extra money to put food on her family's table, no?

by Sexydimma December 31, 2016

Clean breakaway

A clean breakaway is when you only need one to two wipes after taking a dump. Also known as a "healthy poop".

Person 1: "That didn't take long; I thought you had to take a shit?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but it was a clean breakaway, so it only took five minutes."

by DarthXanax June 2, 2017

Clean Shaven Swag

a form of swag that is obtained upon shaving for the first time in ages; completely transforms an individual inside and out.

IK: Dre has really changed this past week
SS: Must be the Clean Shaven Swag
IK: True dat fam

by Ikhanic September 5, 2017

clean meat

Real meat made through cellular agriculture, without killing animals or wasting antibiotics. Nutrient energy is not distributed to structures like a tail or a face, instead it is all devoted to the product.

Clean meat tastes just like slaughtered meat without the guilt.

by picantepiacente June 17, 2019

Clavaudian

Best.Couple.Ever.Consist of the two people named Claudia and Cavan.

Find me a better and cuter couple,I'll wait.

Is that Clavaudian???OH SHIT THEY ARE SO RARE TO FIND THERE IS ONLY ONE COUPLE LIKE THIS IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSEEEE

by Randomdoodwithissues April 18, 2019

Clean Runway

When you take a shit and start wiping, but there’s no feces to wipe up

Guy 1: Damn, that was quick! I thought you said you were pooping?
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.

by kuntloondi March 13, 2020