bearded clam

Hairy vagina

Did you fuck that bird last night dude ?

No she had such a bearded clam

by l14msn April 8, 2015

Sad Clam

A frowning vagina, IE: a vagina with an oddly, visible and prominent curvature. The curvature resembles a sad face, much like a crying clown holding a balloon. An unpleasant vagina, one that nobody would like to see.

"Daaaamn, did you see the busted vagina on her?" "Yeah, that's a sad clam, Rodger!" Also see: ham wallet

by Captain JynX March 29, 2011

Clam-Dipping

The female equivalent of Tea-Bagging.

After vanquishing her enemy she proceeded to humiliate her foe with a thorough Clam-Dipping.

by Fallout-Canuck June 28, 2018

clam shammy

A cloth to shine your clam(vag) with

She used a clam shammy to spruce up her pussy.

by DSkunk July 28, 2010

Manhattan Clam

When a man releases him load into a woman's vagina while she's on her period. The woman seals her vagina (i.e. duct tape), then she gets into a hot tub and 'cooks' it. Then she drains it in a martini glass, adds some vodka and Tabasco sauce, and the man drinks it.

Brian was feeling thirsty, so he prepared a manhattan clam.

by aeroswim July 2, 2014

Clam chatter

When a woman is pounded so often and so hard her pussy chatters as she walks.

Joe: I swear the boss has clam chatter.
Doug: Is that what I hear when she walks down the hall?
Joe: yeah, I think it's because Paul's been pounding that several times a day.
Doug: wow! That old man can still put it out.

by Clamer September 3, 2017

sand clam

A vagina that was shaved 2 days prior and now has stubble.

I scraped my face on her sand clam when I went down on her.

by NinjaCamelRider May 2, 2018