Chocolate loaf

A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread

It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand

My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022

chocolate Gomez

When you take a chunky diarrhea on a girls face. From the same family as Dirty Sanchez

The chocolate Gomez is a sure fire way to make sure she never calls you again

by 92749(84026253) January 14, 2023

Chocolate root

A black dick!

Damn.... Mason check out that chocolate root!

by Brettwads August 12, 2017

chocolate cobra

When you poop and it swirls around the toilet like a cobra.

I thought I was going to have a Poop-nado but it was actually a beautiful chocolate cobra.

by CornWallus September 21, 2013

long chocolate

a ginormous black cock

person 1: “damn girl, did you see the dude i was with last night? he had some long chocolate.”
person 2: “yo butter biscuit, what’s long chocolate?”
person 1: “ look it up, whore.”

by anonymous April 3, 2021

Chocolate Dip

When one places their anus over their significant others nose. Leaving a nice chocolate dipped sniffer

I totally chocolate dipped Amy last night bro! Her sneezer was well chocolaty.

by Mr Whippy69er April 13, 2014

Chocolate Fake

A white cake with chocolate icing, thus impersonating a chocolate cake.

I'm really craving a chocolate fake.

by smerkley January 7, 2015