The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.
Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.
by Silverslash January 19, 2019
by Pappadoomdoeswords November 29, 2021
Creating devastation in an adversary's position by directing numerous tweets towards a general target creating effects similar to carpet bombing.
Trump's carpet tweeting has his media opponents convulsing as if they had pumped strychnine directly into their veins.
by Niccolo1512 July 04, 2017
i got off the couch and set off two cups and a longneck carpet mine drenching the region in beer and shiraz
by kidlinger June 25, 2010
by missmama June 04, 2021
by Fadomonster3 January 30, 2021
by Poison53 January 25, 2018