To describe someones thick arse hair.
If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
by Banditheeler July 29, 2022
Get the Peanut butter carpetmug. look at the fat chick with the shirt on that says "cutie"... seriously?
you see that dude's shoes? didn't know they still made L.A. Gear!!!
Sam and I were at the bar the other night, and we were red carpeting everyone that came through the door...
you see that dude's shoes? didn't know they still made L.A. Gear!!!
Sam and I were at the bar the other night, and we were red carpeting everyone that came through the door...
by knowledgeborn March 8, 2012
Get the red carpetingmug. Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.
Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020
Get the Magic Carpetmug. When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.
by Solemnityy December 29, 2019
Get the Laying Down Carpetmug. weird phrase (hopefully never used) to describe a carpet that someone hs spilled yellow lotion onto. this is a phrase you most likely will never use
"man you wont believe it. when i bought home that lotion i fucking spilled it and pulled a banana carpet
by ppsucker49 October 15, 2019
Get the banana carpetmug. by Poison53 January 25, 2018
Get the Carpet munchermug. Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against eachother in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex
"Hey do you wanna hang later and perform the sexual act of a carpet cumsplash?"
"Hell yeah im ready to give you a nice hard carpet burn 😩"
"Hell yeah im ready to give you a nice hard carpet burn 😩"
by Timmy Tipson 69 November 15, 2022
Get the Carpet Cumsplashmug.