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speed Bump 

speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.
jhon/ yo bro you heard

Kaine/ about what

jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs

Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know

John/ thats a madness g tho still
speed Bump by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019
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Speed Bump 

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.
Speed Bump by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020

Blimp Bump

When you hold your balls like a brain and someone does a bump in the space between the balls.
Yo I did fat blimp bump off my boyfriend’s ballsack last week
Blimp Bump by Fuckboii 3000 November 24, 2020

Bud bump 

A man to man hump in the rump. Typically a straight man who finds himself in need to be relieved may call on his gay or bi sexual friend to engage in a sex. Such as a Bro Job or manjob.

This is NOT gay!
Guy 1: Dude, I'm horny AF. Whatta ya say to a little bud bump in da bed!

Guy 2: Sure. I'm down.
Bud bump by Bro kinda job November 26, 2020

brawl bump 

The extraordinary amd unusual bump situated on the back of Mandem's enormous head.
Only dumb people have a brawl bump !
brawl bump by pluhhh69 January 8, 2021

hub bump 

When your at work and give the girl upfront a good old hip grabbing meat slap before you leave for the day
George just gave cyn a hub bump while hr was watching
hub bump by Xj9633 February 13, 2021