dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.

Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"

by Getz December 23, 2003

Bruce Hornsby

American singer, musician, and songwriter from Williamsburg Virginia. Quite possibly the greatest piano player in the history of time, Hornsby and his band 'the Range' had several top 5 hits in the late 80's including "Mandolin Rain", "the Valley Road", and Hornsby's signature song, "the Way It Is". Hornsby made over 100 on stage appearances with the Greatful Dead. He has also played piano on several songs by different artists, including Don Henley's "End of the Innocence".

Man, I would let David Beckham kick me square in the nuts to play the piano like Bruce Hornsby.

by Mr.Bananagrabber May 26, 2006

Bruce Gender

the name given when a woman is so muscular, so ripped, to the point of being borderline man-ish, that in lieu of a mustache or other body hair, it is hard to identify what gender they are or most identify with.

I was at the front desk of my gym waiting to get a protein bar when I noticed I was standing in the shadow of the person behind me. They were soooo big, I couldn't tell if it was a man, woman, or just another Bruce Gender situation.

by Capt Kewl August 9, 2015

bruce the bus driver

Bruce the bus driver is an evil man he loves little children and loves sucking lily pops he will chew on your toes and eat sloppy hamburgers

Bruce the bus driver is evil!

by Boy on the bus March 7, 2017

jelly bracelets

jelly braceletes rock all me and my firends have them but they dont mean anything to us i have black blue white red and pink:) who cares what they mean im not being forced to do anything!

I want that colour

by Ashley February 17, 2004

Jelly Bracelets

(N.) Cheap bracelets that used to be fashionable about 2 years ago. Still worn by goths and a few others.
Although they are only daft little bracelets, stupid idiots thought it would be good to name them 'shagbands'.
And apparently these were the things that you had to do if your bracelet is snapped, or someone snaps it:

Black~ Sex
Light Blue~ Hand-job
Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob
Blue~ Blowjob
Pink~It either means french kiss or cunnilingus.
Yellow~ Big bear hug
White~Flash
Orange~ petting
Purple~Full-fledged make-out session
Clear~ Wild-card
Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard
Silver~Fisting
Gold~ Anal
Clear Gold with glitter~fingering
Clear blue~All of everything
Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice.
Clear Green~ All Anal
Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn.

The 'Shagband' thing was pointless and pathetic. No-one in their right mind would do this stuff because of a cheap plastic thing that costs 10p.

And if you go by those sex rules you are an idiot.

by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004

bruce job

the act of rubbing ones penis up and down the collar bone of their partner whilst tonging their ear until ejaculation

'hey andy, that bruce job you gave me last night was ... just awful'

by sling arm January 23, 2009