Broner

One man's cash and prizes entering a half-chub situation when in the presence of another male, usually a good friend. It is essentially an unintentional erection but retains no shame and is perfectly acceptable.

"Oh man, that's so awesome and cool. We agree on everything and I like it. High Five!" -Tim M.

"Absolutely. Total broner moment!" -Joe S.

"You guys are weird, do those actually exist" - Mary L.

by Giuseppe Gino February 27, 2011

boned

1. An undesirable situation in which no solution is viable.
2. The state or quality of being post coitus.

Upon discovering the hooker John had just boned had both the clap, herpes and was his wife's long lost sister, he proclaimed "I'm boned!".

by xtreemchikin July 2, 2008

broner

When a bunch of guys just hang out and everything is good. You become relaxed and all of a sudden feel a slight girth growth from below. It soon swells in accordance to the amount of broness in the surrounding area. No girls allowed. Discussion topics to insight a broner can include, but not limited to:

Boobs
Anime (esp. tentacles)
Broners
winking assholes
football
DragonBallZ
skull fucking
gerbils

Goose proudly displayed his raging broner to the class after a night long tandem session of goodness. Unbeknown to Goose, both Dave and Mike also had broners.

Broner Tandem Diagram:

Mike 8==>, Goose 8==>, Dave 8==>

by dfarbe1 November 22, 2009

T Bone

A T Bone is when a man straps on a dildo to his waist on the back side opposite of his penis and a woman is in front of him on her hands and knees her butt facing his penis and another woman is on the other side where the dildo on his back in the same position and he pleasures them by thrusting backwards and forwards

Dude I was Doing a T Bone with Courtney and riley last night

by TBonerking May 25, 2016

pizza bone

The wierd plastic aparatus you often find stuck in your delivery pizza. This is used to prevent the box from squishing it and/or turning it to pizza mush before it gets to you.

"Awww, David always gets to play with the pizza bone...It's my turn!"

by Charlie Q. Badly December 5, 2007

bone smoker

One who plays for the other team, i.e. a homosexual; esp. one who enjoys the pleasure of male-on-male oral satisfaction

Do you think that man in leather kissing the man in the chaps is a bonesmoker?

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

bronem

a gangster way guys like you call their friends “brother”

“aye you know Xavier”

“ye that’s bronem”

by wts.jaden December 22, 2019