bread

a word used to describe having sexual relations with someone or referring to a person of the opposite gender.

Dude i saw my girlfriend last night and good some good bread.

Wow there was lot of high quality bread at her party, it was almost like a bakery!

Sorry bro but your girlfriend is a bad loaf of bread dump her.

by thebaker7x7 December 5, 2011

Transylvanian Bread Maker

When you are performing oral sex on a woman while wearing fake teeth and while she has a yeast infection.

My throat has been itching since I gave her a transylvanian bread maker.

by Clark TKK December 23, 2010

Wonder Bread

a slang term for a white person. kind of like 'NIGGA', it is used by white people as nigga is for black peeps.

dude one: hey wonder bread
dude two: what ho?.. haha
dude one: haha wats up

by jake kosorok October 16, 2006

breadstop

1. A stop you make to purchase bread
2. A stop to eat bread you have already purchased
3. A stop to make bread
4. A stop made somehow related to bread

"I want to make a quick breadstop and pick up some Loafers bread"

"I want to stop real fast and eat this whole wheat bread"

"Hey, hold on, I wanna stop and make some bread in my new
oven"

"Lets stop and sing a song about bread"

by Laurelroses August 21, 2007

bread baked

a phrase meaning the act of getting one's hair cut

"Hey Duvall, I see you got your bread baked."

by Woozlee December 15, 2008

bread barrier

got the decorateor in. On the blob. Time of the month. Womens troubles

spoon? Bread barrier. Has anyone got a sanitary towel? bread barrier

by kmaid May 8, 2008

Bread Crap

The breading used for poptarts. It tastes like feces, and looks like sand. Dont eat it. Eat Fat tarts.

"Dude, they put so much bread crap on my poptart."

by mr.wiget September 27, 2009