Someone from the state of Maine, who uses terms such as “feed her the corn” “yessuh” and “bub”. Gets horny over oversized tires and the smell of diesel fuel. Skilled with their hands and knows how to fix anything with ratchet straps and zip ties, can skin a deer but can’t spell basic words. Usually missing a few teeth.
My wood booger wife yelled “feed her the corn” when I was driving, I immediately started questioning my decision to marry her.
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"What about the johnny lad in the back?"
"Uhh.. *ahem.. he's autistic."
"Ohh, poor booger.... are you alright love?"
"Mmm."
"Aye"
"Uhh.. *ahem.. he's autistic."
"Ohh, poor booger.... are you alright love?"
"Mmm."
"Aye"
by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005
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Booger Blasting : Yo Nate Bro you were Right about the Booger Blasting, Me and My Old Lady decided to take it to the next level and Get a little Snotty and You know what Happen next we stayed up all night Booger Blasting each other s Buttholes till there was no more Boogers to Blast .. Thanks Nate that was the best advice on Booger Blasting one could give.
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