Fart Block

When at a social gathering and there is a guy hitting on a girl. Walk over next to them, fart, then walk away. The girl will think that the guy hitting on her farted, get grossed out and ditch him. Essentially cock-blocking via farting.

Friend 1 - "Haha dude that girl just completely rejected that guy trying to hit on her."
Friend 2 - "That's because I fart blocked him."

by Helen Keller homie November 2, 2009

Jock Block

When someone who is a jock or anywhere near sporty gets in your way.

guy 1: I was walking down the road the other day and some rugby player totally stopped in front me.

guy 2: Dude, you got Jock Blocked!

by xoTomTomxo January 30, 2009

Cop Block

Following someone home while they are intoxicated in order to save them from being pulled over. Usually occurs when any one of your friends drinks themselves to a drunken stupor and insists on driving after having "only a few beers".

Victor: Man I was so faded last nite, Danny if you hadn't cop blocked me last nite I would have pulled over and busted for sure.

Danny: Yeah man I cop blocked you pretty hard, you owe me one.

by Graveyard Vic March 17, 2010

Cinder block

When an individual acts like a big shot with nothing to back them up. They lack of certifications and maturity. They are All together useless and a liability

Smith acted cocky and has proven to be a bigger cinder block than Caroline.

by Saltyjake69 September 3, 2014

Clock Block

when you had the opportunity to get lucky, but are not permitted to due to time constraints

Dude, I so could have gotten laid last night, but I got Clock Blocked and had no time to make a move since the bar was closing in 5 minutes

by DGarrett February 15, 2010

d-block

to steal something

"yo ima d-block ya gurl son"

by dee December 24, 2003

D-Block

The Biggest and Badess Block in every city.
Only the strong survive

Where the name D comes from

Shit better take off my G-Unit shoes 'fore i get shot up

by Bong Water August 5, 2004