Matthew Moment

When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an image “Matthew” would make.

Wow. That was one hell of a Matthew Moment

by Matthew’s dumb shit.net August 29, 2022

lifetime moment

(noun) When something is said or done that appears that it could be on the most suspenseful family drama network in the world... Lifetime! Typically used when overt teenage girls describe their overly pretentious drama going on in their life.

"Hey Dan, stay away from Aly today. She's been having a lot of lifetime moments lately. It's not good for your health to be near her."

"And then David actually threatened to kill himself when I told him that I cheated on him with this other guy I met at the bar, who I found out actually does drugs and I just-"
"STOP! PLEASE! My brain can contain any more of these lifetime moments!"

by ncmo April 21, 2010

Elizabeth moment

When an individual does some weird/regretful/shameful stuff when unmuted on a Zoom class

Bro, make sure your mic is off! You don't wanna have an Elizabeth moment!

by coffeemugpot January 31, 2021

albania moment

When you deafet an Ottoman army dubble the sise of your own and on your own win a war against them.

Steve: THATS AN ALBANIA MOMENT!

Brad: Sir this is a mcdonalds.

by Tigersharkwoo November 25, 2020

SpongeBob moment

When something happens in a movie or a TV show that is so goofy it could have happened in an episode of SpongeBob.

,,Oh man, this is such a SpongeBob moment"

by spongebobmoment January 28, 2023

Michael Moment

This phrase is to be used in response to the scenario in which someone is incorrect/mis-informed on a certain subject but continues to refuse to acknowledge their mistake afterwards even when called out or undeniably disproven.

"The Michael": "There is no jump button in Minecraft."
Everyone: "Michael Moment"

by SpaceOutlaw July 13, 2022

Hippocampus moment

That moment you reach a place and realise exactly where you are. It reflects the moment where your hippocampus (the brain structure involved in memory and navigation which stores maps of the environment you have visited before) recognises that you have been to a place before and merges two cognitive maps together (one map made when you visited in the past and the map made in the present).

I am used to go to the supermarket by taking Broadway, but yesterday I was on South street and reached the supermarket. I had a hippocampus moment! I realised South street leads to broadway!

by KindHippocampus August 15, 2017