Twos up on a bastard

Two males having sex with one female (when neither are married to the female) which in turn could produce a child.

You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome

by Mu11y May 1, 2006

Jack Bastard

A Disillusion Football soccer Supporter From A Knobhead Swansea Footballing Culture, Who Supports Shitty Swansea City, They Also Believe They Are More English Than Welsh.

That Jack Bastard Is A Right Knobhead.

Leighton James Is A Right Self Impressing Jack Bastard.

by Teamian December 14, 2008

Sugar Bastard

A sugar glider that bites you and hates you.

My little sugar bastards like papyua treats.

by minari-naga August 12, 2004

Prick Bastard

As in some one who injects heroin and their parents arent married,

You Prick Bastard put my tv down

by J_Baby April 24, 2011

Chinky-Bastard

A funny or derogatory term for a person whom acted or tried to act like a fumbling chink who can't seem to speak or do right. Acting a fool, or trying to be what they arn't.

Somewhat like a cheeky-bastard.

Definitions for Chinky is the word, and the definition of Bastard is the word, but the total meaning is the slander or put down, such as:
Joe's acting like a fucking bastard.
(But Joe isn't a bastard child, he has both his Parents)

...your little sister is a chinky-bastard! She tried to make fried rice by literally dipping a bowl of raw rice in the fry oil at McDongal's.

by D4RK51D3 August 12, 2008

barstool

hangover diarrhea resulting from a hard night's drinking

the bottle of rum i drank last night gave me a raging case of barstool.

by lightonpixels September 26, 2007

underground bastard

One who lives in the shadows, leading a life of art, mystery and intrigue.

You see that ill graffiti? That's some sick underground bastard shit.

by ShystyOne July 1, 2006