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Axe Bath

The act of dousing yourself in half a can of the most stinky ass (axe) body spray instead of taking a shower, usually by pubescent males who are too lazy to bathe.
I didn't feel like showering yesterday, so I just took an Axe Bath.
by secksysecks December 23, 2019
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Bubble bath

When your girl is giving you a blowjob with an Alka-Seltzer tablet in her mouth
Wow that bubble bath last night was crazy!
by Gliguy January 4, 2020
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Punk bath

Slang

1) To bathe using very little and soap ( or using only baby wipes) to keep yourself as clean as possible.

2) to wash one's self in a sink at a coffee house, dinner, library restroom, or similar location using only the supplies at hand, such as hand soap and paper towels.
I was homeless for a week and had to duck into the library bathroom to take a punk bath before my job interview.

I feeling super depressed so i just grabbed some wipes and took a punk bath.
by Anon Oxy January 17, 2020
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Lonely Bath

When very lonely people take a bath, and stick their cock in the drain hole while the water moves to it, creating the feeling of getting a blowjob
Reed: Summer break was lit bro, what did you do?
Morgan: I took lonely baths
by dxrk February 16, 2020
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Saltine Bath

I went to Thailand and had a Saltine Bath with a hot chick.
by siberianshine May 2, 2020
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Peen Bath

An oral experience on male genitals similar to a bath using one’s mouth; a blowjob
Wow, Amy sure gives one mean, clean peen bath.
by Donny Deals May 11, 2020
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Hooker Bath

To cleanse ones body from varying sexual encounters with moist towelettes, baby wipes, washcloths, although many different methods have been used, KFC moist towelettes are most notably used.
Credit to E40 for this one...
"He fuckin', a couple of them niggas' broads
They licked his sweaty balls
These hoes nowadays is dogs, givin' up them drawls
Do anything for the cash

Wipe their coochie off with a napkin and take a HOOKER BATH"
by Benzerb June 16, 2020
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