to baisel

verb, means to talk someone up and praise them a lot to friends, family, etc., and not introduce the subject to them, so that when they finally meet they already have a very high opinion of the person.

"She was nervous introducing her new boyfriend to her parents, so she decided to baisel him before she brought him home."

by CMMc August 29, 2008

96th Base

When you acquire two rather large women (120kg minimum). Get them to stick chopsticks up their nostrils and wear flippers on their hands and feet, while flapping up and down on top of each other. You must masturbate with a salmon over them. Make fish pate with the remains and feed it to said fat girls through a snorkle, all while Free Willy plays in the background.

Guy 1: Man you smell like fish

Guy 2: Yeah got to 96th base-in it x

by 2inchAl March 28, 2013

Cincinatti Baseball

When you stick a baseball in a girl's vagina as a punishment

He gave her a Cincinatti Baseball last night

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014

Shitty Baps

The act of smearing shit around you penis and inserting it into your partners asshole. Before inserting it you may smack your dick around your partners ass checks, or "Baps". Your partner must also have just defecated before so his/her ass is filled with the pooy goodness you want when committing "Shitty Baps" with your feces infected penis.

Samantha: God, these bread baps are really shitty
Steve: I'll give you Shitty Baps later on tonight
(Steve later smeared shit around his penis and penetrated Samantha)

by Honey, I Shrunk The Hitler August 6, 2016

Singapore Barse

A sub group of Singapore "bus" enthusiasts who gets aroused by buses

Nicholas Yan is a Singapore Barse loving to stay by their side.

by Singapore Buses June 6, 2020

national kiss a baseball player day

This truly amazing holiday rests on October the 4th. Wrap you arms around the biggest stud on the field

“Hey the World Series just started it’s also national kiss a baseball player day”

by Jbee153 September 14, 2021

gunn baseball

the best high school baseball program in America. they also have the best baseball coach in the world.

gunn baseball also has the best high school pitching staff in the world.

gunn baseball brian kelly baseball

by Jon jung November 27, 2007