The astro

1. The act of dancing without music

2. The act of dancing with no one around, with or without music

Look at that guy, he's doing the astro!
or
I bet Jack does the astro at home.

by Travis and the Bullfrogs January 19, 2009

ASTRO

Always Stating The Really Obvious

similiar to Captain Obvious.

user1: you are such a republican
user2: dont listen to him he's ASTRO

by deervark September 21, 2005

astley

a computer spaz

after 80's pop singer Rick Astley

sorry I left so quickly, my computer astleyed.

by thenameisdita June 20, 2004

astroworld

A theme park in which after so many years of frequent visitors, the rides malfunction occasionally and it reeks of BO. Don't get on Diablo Falls. It is a letdown and it smells of rancid armpit.

Guy1: Dude, Diablo Falls sucked ass...
Guy2: Sucked ass? More like smelled like it.

by Chino September 11, 2004

asthma attack

when driving, if someone in the car is sleeping push the break pedal real hard and scream. the sleeping passenger will be gifted with a rude awakening

on our way to Florida, dude kept falling asleep on me so i gave him a asthma attack. he hasn't slept yet.

by ziggyd1139 June 7, 2010

ASTG

Ass Slapping Tits Grabbing

I got some ASTG last night.

by Captain Clif. June 7, 2011

Astrology

For the ones that don’t know the difference between astronomy and astrology. But there is a really difference.
Astronomy is star science. Like the things with telescopes, stars, planets. Also food: Milky Way and Mars ;p But astrology, that’s something else. Astrology, is totally bullshit. Astrology is the weird shit you see in magazines. Horoscopes. According to a horoscope, your cat is gonna die tomorrow and someday there’s gonna be ‘a special day’. Probably that day is just the day when there is a promotion on corn flakes in a supermarket. Now you will probably never be mistaken for the word astrology again.

By Brother Nebraska

‘Hey, you there. You like astrology, right?’
‘It’s astronomy, f***ing asshole.’

by 512 GB April 24, 2020