Alaskan Salmon Catcher

The gay/lesbian version of the Alaskan Skydiver or Spear thrower.

GiGi catapulted off the bed onto Emily attempting the Alaskan Salmon Catcher; however, she failed and could tragically no longer have children.

by emgigi July 7, 2009

Alaskan Beaver

Allowing your lover to deficate on your chest, shape the feces into a log, and shave their pubic hair onto it to give the poo a hairy look.

In my sleep, I felt something warm and furry on my chest, only to wake up and remember that the girl from last night had given me an Alaskan Beaver.

by Thisnamehasnotbeenused November 7, 2011

alaskan chillard

The act of shitting, then freezing your shit, then using your frozen shit as a dildo.

Yo Janet,
you want the alaskan chillard tonite?

Oh yeah, I do.

by chillard slayer November 2, 2008

Alaskan bull worm

When you color an uncurcumsized penis green and then ejaculate over a girls ass while she farts so it sprays right back onto your penis. This will undoubly make your dick look like a worm covered in snow from alaska.

I got the alaskan bull worm yesterday.
Venny Nestawhatthefuckisthisname.

by CumDrinker666 January 26, 2010

alaskan reading glasses

when you put you testicles in someones bottom eyelid (one per eye)

those alaskan reading glasses made his eyelids streched out

by n genn February 13, 2010

Alaskan Bull Worm

Covering your penis in vanilla ice cream and hate fucking an asshole then eating said asshole.

I gave my girl an Alaskan Bull Worm with sprinkles.

by Severus R. August 29, 2018

Alaskan Bullworm

NAUGHTY SEX .

oh yeah, last night me and my boyfriend were alaskan bullworming it up

by extravagant nungas December 12, 2010