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Obsidian Advertising

Obsidian Advertising server that allows everyone that has a Discord account to advertise their accounts or anything they want to grow.
Have you seen how much I have grew from advertising on Obsidian Advertising.
Obsidian Advertising is a very cool server.
by unknownnameunknown January 12, 2021
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UrbDic Advertisements

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"I'm I pregnant? test"
"Online dating sites"
"SIGNS OF HEART FAILURE"
Me: GAHHHHH stop making cringy urbdic advertisements!!!
u r ban dikionary:
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Danny aventino

Danny Aventino is The king of marketing
by Danny Aventino November 23, 2021
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howling avdentures

Da screaming-intense experiences dat you encounter during an appointment to have your pearly-whites worked on.
With modern-day anesthesia and nitrous oxide, getting you wisdom teeth pulled is not usually such howling avdentures as it used to be.
by QuacksO May 21, 2023
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Spotify Adverts

One of the worst things in existence. It happens when you can't afford Spotify Premium, and most of the adverts are about the most random things. They also lie to you. When they say to watch a really long advert for 30 minutes without adverts, do not listen to them.
Person 1: Ugh, I just got two Spotify Adverts in a row. One was about how they're hiring prison chaplains, and the other was about Co-op Funeral Care.
Person 2: If the prisoners kill you, at least you'll have a good funeral!
by WinsomCash June 11, 2023
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Book Advertisement

Really, it's just a 2 and a half hour long transactional book advertisement.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hey! Heyhey! If I promote your book will you affirm my thing?"

Sad Dad "Uhh... Yah... Yah I'll do it."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Great! Hold on.... Ok. Rolling. Say, what do you think of my thing? Isn't it obviously correct?"

Sad Dad "Oh, yeah for sure man. I totally saw that and your thing is totally correct."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Yes. Great. And the people coming after me. They are clearly all of the bad words. Isn't that what the studies say?"

Sad Dad "God, yeah, I... They are all of the bad words. I noticed that before you said anything. They're sadistic and narcissistic and all of the other bad words. And YOU'RE like my hero. Your existence in my life is functionally equivalent to having saved me from a burning building."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hmm... Yes, yes... I see... I guess I was right all along. Pst (Now do your book)"

Sad Dad "Huh? Oh! Oh, ok. Yeah, I wrote a book. It's good. It's about all them mind parasites you got in your brains."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And?"

Sad Dad 🤨 "Oh! Yeah, and it affirms your thing."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Good. That's good."

Iam "Hey! It's Dr. Jeepjorp! I haven't seen you in months!"

Hym "Why are you watching that crap!? You know it's just a 2 and a half hour long book advertisement."

Iam "Yeah but it's bizarre to watch..."

Hym "Alright..."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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devalued advertisements

When an advertisement is of little and or no value to the recipient of the receiver of the advertisements.
The devalued advertisements were not worth the device they were being shown on.
by Patrick the Starfish001 October 14, 2023
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