4 definitions by WinsomCash
One of the most annoying people you'll ever meet. He constantly bullies his friends and family, and is extremely bipolar. However, even though he is incredibly annoying, he is relatively smart, and if he gets higher than you in a test, he will remind you of this fact for weeks, making you feel bad about your own abilities to do things. His teachers say he is very quiet, although he definitely isn't.
Ugh, Euan got higher than me in the science test again, and now he won't stop telling our parents about how he is so much smarter than me.
by WinsomCash June 11, 2023
One of the worst things in existence. It happens when you can't afford Spotify Premium, and most of the adverts are about the most random things. They also lie to you. When they say to watch a really long advert for 30 minutes without adverts, do not listen to them.
Person 1: Ugh, I just got two Spotify Adverts in a row. One was about how they're hiring prison chaplains, and the other was about Co-op Funeral Care.
Person 2: If the prisoners kill you, at least you'll have a good funeral!
Person 2: If the prisoners kill you, at least you'll have a good funeral!
by WinsomCash June 11, 2023
Literally the worst exam board in the UK. Because it's only done in Wales and a small part of England, there aren't a lot of resources on the internet. They have the worst possible English Literature books to read (who wants to read four miserable books and two miserable poems when their life is miserable enough as it is?) and their Maths course is just plain old stupid.
Chloe: I despise the WJEC! Why do we have to read Heroes, one of the most boring books in existence?
Emily: I know, right?
Emily: I know, right?
by WinsomCash June 11, 2023
Person: I started a cult worshipping Djungelskog. He brings us good luck if we feed him salmon and udon.
by WinsomCash June 11, 2023