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Awkward hand syndrome

When you're having sex, making out, or just cuddling and your arm gets trapped in an awkward spot ( Straight up, or bent at chest leaving hand by your face) that renders your hand useless.

Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."
I was in bed cuddling with my sweetie and somehow my arm got trapped between us, bent at the elbow, with my hand just sitting between our faces.
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"
by Brickdogrul October 29, 2017
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Akwardly social

ITS JUST A MADE UP TERM BY A SOCIALLY AWKWARD PERSON WHO DOESNT WANT TO ADMIT SHES SOCIALLY AWKWARD SO INSTEAD SHE SWITCHED THE TWO WORDS AND MADE IT SOUND LESS INTROVERTED BUT DEEP INSIDE SHE DAMN WELL KNOWS SHES INTROVERTED AF
"I’m just an awkwardly social person, I don’t like being labeled as socially awkward, it’s too mainstream..."

"I'm akwardly social."
"No you're just an introvert in denial."
by Chinees January 27, 2018
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Awkward-Thumbitis

An imaginary disease which one contracts when they cannot spell due to awkward thumbs. It usually occurs in adolescents, as such individuals simply cannot spell! When one is texting and they misspell a word accidentally, this is when Awkward-Thumbitis occurs.
Person 1: hey, what u foim tonight?
Person 2: what??
Person 1: dammit! *doin I have awkward-thumbitis!!
by woopdidoop May 16, 2018
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Awkwardia

Hellish place where no matter where you go, you run into your ex.
Juan: Dammit I ran into Lola 3 times this weekend! I can’t get away from her!

Amy: I’m so sorry dude. You’re living in Awkwardia.......
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
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Awkward Silence

an awesome bop by the even more awesome bois stray kids ! a chilly ubeat song that makes you feel like "wow! i for sure felt that !" thank you living legend christopher bang
me: have you ever heard Awkward Silence?
susan: wdym? i was in plenty ones haha, there was one time when-
me: no you don't get it susan. you never do
by bug01 September 2, 2018
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Awkward Fox

In folklore, foxes are tricksters and manipulators. In addition, foxes hunt alone and live alone, keeping their den neat and tidy. Awkward Fox is an expression that describes a person who is socially awkward, but is able to hide their awkwardness. A person who is an awkward fox doesn't appear socially awkward on the surface, but once inside his/her den, the person's awkwardness and peculiarity is apparent.
Nibu seems like an extrovert, but he's an awkward fox.
David really likes this woman- he's an awkward fox when they speak on the phone.
by purplpitch October 22, 2018
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aukward

Refers to a uniquely-uncomfortable feeling that one gets from discussing an extinct bird which humans were responsible for wiping out due to over-hunting.
When big-biz dudes try to tell us about how environmentally responsible they are, I ask them about extinct bird and animal species that they and their kind are responsible for wiping out; it always creates an aukward situation for them.
by QuacksO February 12, 2019
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