old man in front of walmart

this random add that keeps poping up

old man in front of walmart, why, why would you do that

by yur 6th grade friend February 9, 2019

cash up front

Cash up front is when an over weight middle aged man who plays Pokémon go , ask’s for ‘money up front’ when doing lifts for locals in Tesco car park

Jed , can you do us a lift ? Sure (knocks twice on his scrap box) “cash up front”

by Ratley February 16, 2022

front piping

To squeeze ones glutes in a way that redirects the force of a fart around the genitals and out of the front of the body.

By front piping my regal coin purse and harnessing the power within my rectum, I forced the marooned vessel from a most assured doom upon the partially submerged iceberg.

by Pentangelo Manwoody IV December 6, 2017

the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.

Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?

by Seven86 June 27, 2024

Front load

The act of having a partner skip the line to smash when you already hand someone waiting in line.

I know mark is sweet but i had to front load mark

by Lazy sushi October 10, 2023

Feral Front-Seater

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.

- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops

- refuses to nap during long trips.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.

Credit: Donald Walsh 2025

"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.

by 75lineman January 25, 2025

Classy as the front door

A work/kid friendly way to say “classy as fuck”. A play on “shut the front door”

“Dang, look at this spread. Your kid’s party is classy as the front door”

by Keasterbunny July 8, 2025