Pool Mom

Pool moms are moms at the pool, with or without their kids. You'll find them in the shallow end, perched on the side, or "graduated" to a lounge chair. They might be swim team moms, swim lesson moms, or free swim moms. Either way, they visit the pool to refill their cups and keep their kids engaged in a healthy activity. Swimming demands energy, and that means a better night of sleep and a happier child; what mother doesn't want that? Swimming is both a life skill and a lifelong skill, and once you know how, it opens countless possibilities for other sports, like surfing, sailing, and scuba diving. It's no wonder so many parents find themselves identifying with this role. Welcome to the club!

She's not like a regular mom, she's a pool mom.
I'm here to become a pool mom.

by tsp808 February 24, 2023

swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).

Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.

by pebisibepis April 6, 2023

boosh pool

or pool of bullshit, when someone lies more then once in one conversation

Guy 1: I'm going to tell her I have a job, a car, and my own place.

Guy 2: You better hope she doesn't find out your boosh pooling her.

by Brick19 July 11, 2011

Ty's pool

The most happenin place in town.

I lost my virginity in Ty's pool.

by penismuncher42069 November 15, 2020

Pooled

When a girl is texting you, but all she wants to do is play 8 ball.

Nate: “Bro this girl keeps leading me on....”
Cam: “Just don’t get pooled man”

by MalachiTheDon February 26, 2019

pool pals

When you and your buddy are with your girlfriends unknowingly having sex simultaneously in your brothers pool while him and the rest of his friend group are also in the pool.

Mike and Brennan didn’t even know that they were pool pals until years later

by Mikethemike81 August 5, 2020

take baths in the pool

you’re dirty

do you take baths in the pool?

by secretnan April 14, 2020