The hungry zach 

When you slap cheese slices on her butt and put your meat inbetween and finish off with that special sauce

I met this chick on the weekend and i gave her the hungry zach

The hungry zach by Hzach February 20, 2022

Pulled a Zach 

Missing morning meetings because you assume the whole world does daylight savings time.

Hey, was Zach at the prefetcher meeting?
No, he skipped it, probably pulled a Zach.

Bet he’s at home working on his real mode Linux fork.
Yep, Zach does loves segments.

Pulled a Zach by MySegmentsAreNonZero November 8, 2023

Dirty Zach 

When you get caught with someone's sex shank in your prison pocket!

I walked in on big daddy Kev giving a dirty Zach to the maintenance guy.

Dirty Zach by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020

the zach 

A person who loves doing it in booty he loves cock in and around his mouth

I was a the zach last night idk what came over me

the zach by bangbang91 March 29, 2014

oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day 

when all the zach’s see a nicole and slap her ass.

“hey zach”
“oh hey nicole!”
*slap’s her ass*

when it’s oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day all zachs will slap all nicole’s asses

oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day by emery smith October 29, 2019

Masturbating Zach Style

Instead of fapping like a normal person, one does it by bending over and sucking their own penis.

Zach: I want to give myself a blowjob!
Steven: Thats called masturbating Zach style.

Masturbating Zach Style by xHilarious iFunny January 12, 2015

Little Zach

A cunt

Why are you being such a little zach

Little Zach by Jake from stat3farm February 16, 2017