Piss Window

The ability to poop in the amount of time it would normally take you to piss, so as not to alert guests or hosts as to what you’re truly doing. Making the Piss Window is most critical when dining out with friends, entertaining guests in your home, or visiting the home of another. Failure to make the Piss Window will usually result in bouts of awkwardness as you exit the bathroom, because everyone will know….you just took a shit.

Joe: Dude, 2 minutes and 14 seconds...you just barely made the Piss Window.

Sam: Tell me about it. It'd be pretty embarrassing if Julie found out I took a shit on our first date.

Joe: Too late, I just told her.

Piss Window by TacomaBeags January 26, 2013

Wank Window 

The length of time you wife/girlfriend is out shopping, getting hair done etc that you have to indulge in a bit of me time.

Right, thats the missus away out for an hour, lets get the porn stash out, i have a good 'Wank Window' to get the deed done

Wank Window by Niall Reid January 5, 2008

Window of Craportunity

The re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. A period of time in which suitable crap can achieve success. To shit consistently at a given time.

JP: Where you at? Let's move man.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.

Window of Craportunity by Paulley D. July 9, 2012

Window hop 

To sneak out of your house at night by hopping out of your window behind your parents back

Let’s go on a window hop tonight

Window hop by Skippy the snake November 20, 2017

Window ledge 

A different way of calling someone a legend.
When they are so legendary they can be called a window ledge.

“Isn’t Alex such a cool guy”
“Yeah he’s a true window ledge”

Window ledge by Lozzie October 20, 2018

Window Cancer 

sad affliction befalling Russian operatives who cross Putin, for which there is no cure

Sergei Lukmanov, Russian billionaire with 9 yachts and 16 vacation homes, "earned" his billions via oil & gas in Russian region of Siberia. After Putin invaded Ukraine and committed countless atrocities Vlad needed scapegoats so Sergei accidentally tripped and fell out a 20-story building in the latest occurrence of stage 4 Window Cancer. sad.

Window Cancer by Uncle Joosie April 25, 2022

birthday window 

The days just before and after the actual day of your birth that can also be celebrated.

"My birthday is actually the 6th but I celebrate for my whole birthday window."

birthday window by jacqwest November 15, 2009