One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.

Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!

by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012

STD weeks

the first two weeks of college;

dude literally during STD weeks i went wild

by heyoooooooooo December 15, 2017

Earth Week

It occus at every month in the last week. Transportation and factories production is halted in order to heal the earth.

“Wow it seems even America is joining to participate in Earth Week!”

by STOP_CLIMATECHANGE November 14, 2020

Ark Week

Een week waarbij Ark Survival Evolved full time gespeeld wordt.

Ik heb echt zin in ark week!

by Mr Ark Week October 1, 2025

get a job week

Get a job week is a week between January 1st and January 7th and it means that you need to get a job if not, you might get laughed at

Person 1:Hey! Did you finish get a job week? There's one day left!
Person 2:I'm going to get interviewed today

by Handleisalready January 4, 2023

Shark Week

Shark week is here, Would you mind a BJ instead of my Whocheee

My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.

and im on the towel for a few days

by Thenry June 19, 2023

Round up to two weeks

Age old saying that most people know of

it's been 5 days so come on just round up to two weeks

by feminists:thelesserspecies October 16, 2021