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Twitter

The female taint. The spot between the Twat and the Shitter. Twitter
I made her squirm when I licked her Twitter.
by Shanscom77 April 3, 2020
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son: hey dad, where do you go if you die?
dad: twitter
son: huh?
dad: oh, sorry, i mean hell
by idk but im alive December 2, 2021
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Twitter

A place of Hell, where Cancel Culture exists in every turn, watch out! Type something that isn't offensive and they will come after work!
by anonymous June 26, 2021
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Twitter

Dude1: dude you okay?
Dude2: nah bro I was on Twitter
by Pn.lexii February 14, 2022
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Twitter

A social media website where opinions and personal beliefs go to die on the internet. A place where assholes and twats profess their goodness and kindness while telling someone who has a different opinion to go kill themselves.

Make sure you’re part of the hivemind and dont try to initiate an open-ended discussion and, at the very least, tread lightly with these mouth-breathing dipshits in regards to politics.

Fuck it, just dont even think for yourself.
Twitter is an app i use most of the time and one that i also hate with a burning passion.
by reddead97 July 24, 2021
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A great place for tea.
Did you see the James and Tati drama on Twitter?”
by sereneblossom May 15, 2019
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twitter creeper

A Twitter creeper likes and/or retweets a person's tweet with rapid-fire succession. Other forms of Twitter creeping is replying and liking or retweeting almost every tweet a person sends out, which can be very uncomfortable.
Jeez, it feels like I can't say anything on Twitter without "John Doe" pouncing on everything I say. He's such a Twitter creeper!
by Rusty Peters August 4, 2016
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