main screen turn on

The command given to the crew of the ship in the All Your Base Are Belong To Us events to turn on the monitor, so they could view the transmission from CATS.

Someone set up us the bomb!
What you say!
Main screen turn on

by Flint October 27, 2003

turfer

Not a well known definition, but a turfer is an ugly girl.

Turfer
n.

1. An ugly girl, used as a sort of a polite slang way of desribing an ugly bitch.
turf, turfer, turf crowd(a bunch of ugly bitches)

2. A guy who goes around looking for girls to fuck.
to turf around, turfing, turfer

1. (first guy) Yo i heard my man gonna bring some fine ass bitches up to the party! (second guy) You fuckin stupid nigga, i seem them - they all turfers.

Ahh man, shes a turfer.

2. Look at that guy over there, what a fucking turfer!

by T Rob December 28, 2005

turnip head

Someone of utter incompetence. Originally The nickname once given by the UK press to former England soccer manager Graham Taylor along with the famous image of the root vegetable superimposed on his head.
Headline: Swedes 1 Turnips o

He's another bloody turnip head!

by #Pezza# January 16, 2008

U -turn

A dance- put your hands up bend your knees bounce around in a circle get down on your knees.

....lets do the u turn!!!

by trever July 26, 2004

turn down for lunch

What you say under your breath when you do NOT want to eat someone's awful cooking.

I puked when I saw my Aunt's atrocious black lasagna and muttered, "Turn down for lunch!"

by Dalegend February 15, 2015

Turner

A fake English, Euro sounding accent that famous people get when they move to Europe. The term comes from it's two most prominent examples, Tina Turner and Kathleen Turner

Check out the wanker trying out his turner on the tourists over there.

Madonna busted out her turner on Jay Leno last night.

Gweneth Paltrow has the coolest turner.

by Howsomever December 4, 2010

turn into a pumpkin

To have one's ride suddenly become unavailable, generally because it is "too late" according to parents, local laws, or public transit authorities. Generally used in the future tense, to describe the time later in the night at which point an individual will be depending on someone else for transportation.

Contrary to what one might expect, the person themselves turns into a pumpkin, rather than the ride itself.

-Can we see the 9:15 showing instead of the 11? I just got my license, so I turn into a pumpkin at midnight.

-I'm turning into a pumpkin at 2 AM because the stupid subway shuts down, but if someone brings a car, I'm in.

by hjfreyerdos October 19, 2010