turd animals

A childhood game, carried all the way into adulthood, typically played by ‘only children’ who learn very early on to amuse themselves with everyday occurrences such as taking a poop and then turning it into a game by staring into the toilet to determine what animal their fabulous turd most closely resembles.

Since I’m now fairly well-known for so many incredible things, I’ve posted just a few of my more recent turd animals for my followers who may be interested in joining me to admire this small sample of my most unique and potentially collectible floating brown sculptures.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2023

turd tale

A very memorable shit; One that you can tell your friends about.

"I got a turd tale for you guys: this shit for so hard, I had to hold the side of the toilet and lift my legs in the air.

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

Bird turd

A Caucasian person

Look at that bird turd over there with the khakis and plaid shirt.

by JonoT02 February 22, 2019

Turd Split

When a woman, or man, takes a shit while wearing a thong, causing it to split in two.

I woke up last night and instead of going to the bathroom, I took a turd split.

by poopmama123456789 April 22, 2011

Cunt Turd

Foul used tampon that has dried out and turned Brown or Black

That Bitch Left a nasty foul Cunt Turd in the Bathroom!

She pulled the cunt turd out with much relief.

Marks Jew Fro smelled and looked like a cunt turd.

by SPRKR8 February 21, 2012

Crotch Turd

Infant, Toddler, Teenager, Jock, Cheerleader, Frat Boy, Frat Toy

I was enjoying dinner out, until the Rednecks' crotch turds started screaming.

by Malcolm Reynolds October 8, 2008

Turd Dildo

When you take a nice shit, one huge long solid piece...scoop it out of the toilet, put it in the freezer and let it freeze. Then take it out and fuck a girl with it like a dildo.

She thought it was a brown dildo that was cold...but oh she was wrong as I blasted her with my turd dildo.

by Sidewalk Swami June 2, 2007