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Tree hugger

Andrew is gay and he thinks trees are men because men provide everything . He hugs trees becaused he is gay
Andrew is so gay he is a tree hugger
by Andrewlovesmen June 21, 2019
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Tree kids

A completely different species compared to standard high schoolers that you always know due to their hyper active nature. You’ll find them funny, but once you laugh they cling onto you like your a couple. They think you’re friends with them and will boast to the others that you’re friends. Most of the time they will be doing some autistic shit, and standardly that’s why you laugh
Ileanna: Devan, what are you doing with Thomas?
Devan:help me. *whispering* they’re tree kids
by Thatnibbaaaron June 28, 2019
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Aogiri Tree

A Gang organization with Origins from Pope County Arkansas mostly white and Hispanic Ethnic members rivals every gang involved in gun and drug distribution
Aogiri Tree is expanding into other county’s
by Japanese senpai July 4, 2019
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Tree Chicken

A moose.
Refers to the danger of moose along the roadway or elsewhere that are big and heavy that hitting them is like hitting trees. Also, like chickens, they are unintelligent and likey to jump in any direction unpredictably at any moment.

First used in 2018 by Browless Seth from the band Totally Overrated Sellouts during his stay in Alaska.
Slow down when driving in Alaska if you see a tree chicken, because it might jump out in front of you and smash you right dead.
by Concrete Coyotes November 24, 2019
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Decorating the tree

Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance

Similar terms such as “deck the halls”
Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”

Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”

Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”

Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”
by Deekp145 December 5, 2019
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Tree thrusting

You do a Logan Paul but fuck the tree and the dead body. It also means to snap a very long branch off a tree and shove it up your rectum.
Guy- hey wanna go tree thrusting?
Friend- hell ye I love branches up my ass!
Guy-we can also fuck the dead body!
Friend- who’s dead body?
Guy- yours!
by Niggaslutlmao69 April 8, 2019
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piss tree

A tree on Towles Rd in Wilmington, NC that’s owned by the prestigious Gurganus family, that you boss on when you get aggressive gassing liquor and beers
Dude, let’s kill some roads and piss on the piss tree. Because it’s the one tree i know that loves piss.
by Dstew1024 December 21, 2017
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