Transtelanjo

a blowjob that must satisfy certain criteria:

1. it must be marching band related, either on the band trip, between 2 members of marching band, or wearing part of the marching uniform (preferably shako with plume)
2. the giver must be a transexual
3. the giver must be dead
4. the receiver be taking a shit (see blumpkin)

the result is a blumpkin from a dead transexual

"The night i got a transtelanjo was pretty fucked up. The bitch was actually a dude, and he/she died, but i got head anyway, and it was a blumpkin too! Transtelanjos are madd rare son."

by Mawky April 13, 2007

Tranic

Facial features resembling that of a transexual.

That girl looks extremely tranic.

by Mr. Formalehyde December 27, 2009

transquality

A sense of the reasonableness of life, accompanied by a feeling of peace found beyond the normal lines of one's understanding of peace and tranquility.

Joe: what's Ernest been smokin'? He always seems like he's asleep with a goofy grin on his face and everytime I talk to him he gets all cryptic.

Amanda: Ernest ain't smokin' he is in a state of transquality, man. If he ever comes back, maybe he'll explain it to you, if you're even capable of understanding.

by killersbytrade June 13, 2010

transextitute

A transexual prostitute. A person who has undergone a sex change operation and is also a prostitute. A Transexual that sells their body for cash.

That was the most convincing transextitute I could get for the least amount of cash.

by djclintonk May 1, 2010

Trance eye

Moment when you find your eyes locked onto a certain spot and cannot urge yourself to move them, for no particular reason. Usually feeling dazed once you do.

Purg, "I want to move my eyes... but I can't stop staring at this one spot"
Chow, "You've got the Trance eye"

by Purgatory Angel & Chow Killer April 24, 2011

Tranny Check

when you lick throat to make sure there is no adams apple.

Dude, when you went home with that ho last night did you do the tranny check?

by PoiYAY&Moorpeous June 4, 2011

Transgendo

A joke that uses both gender's reproductive organs in the same sentence.

I'm not a dick, you're just too pussy to handle it. That sentence is a transgendo.

by penny4urdollar August 18, 2012