Topper

A misogynistic, narrow-minded, sexist, foolish, self-important, buffoon whose favoured clothes are expensive sports apparel.

The word is a parody of "top boy" and the people it applies to are not top boys.

You can't say that you top b......

The place was full of toppers leering at all the women.

He is "so top" or He is terrible "a total topper".

by Heraclitus stopfordian March 26, 2023

Tore flaps

Gayla wasn’t wearing any undies so her tore flaps were stinking her pants

Gayla: my tore flaps are sweating and stink

by Mang2much March 30, 2023

Thorpe Syndrome

Someone with Thorpe Syndrome will ideally have the following symptoms: Be below 5'6 yet having a huge ego. Must be completely unable to fight and mentally incompetent. It is also required to be extremely racist and homophobic. It is also widely know that Thorpe Syndrome is also followed by having multiple STDs and having homosexual acts with the same gender.

Yo that guy definitely has Thorpe Syndrome he has all of the symptoms.

by BigZaddyJimBoy April 20, 2023

torbenophobia

The fear of being left on read by torben (moki)

Titi suffers from torbenophobia whenever Torben reads his message but does not respond back the same millisecond.

by Titi_kr May 8, 2023

Tore a Hamstring

Another term for being a pussy.

“C’mon man I tore a hamstring”

“What a pussy”

by Clee Toris July 25, 2024

Topel basement

Place where you keep extra beer & sausage for key meetings. Will smell dank upon entry, increase with use. Pro edition comes fully featured with a piss funnel at standing height.

The bars closing let’s head over to your Topel Basement and keep the party going!

by Doc McGuinne September 6, 2023

topperfuck

top-per-fuck; noun; Someone who "one-ups," virtually everything another says or does. No matter what the subject or circumstance a topperfuck will always have done it better, know more about it, knows someone who has done it better, experienced it long before you, etc.

verb; to outdo or one-up someone or anyone; always have a statement outdoing someone else, regardless of the subject.

She is such a topperfuck. I mentioned something from the news and she knew it way before I did. She also knew people who were "there." She does that to me all the time. No matter what I say or do, she will always topperfuck me with something she's done that better, more expensive, more note-worthy.

by VacaKen October 1, 2023