toiletify

When you're too lazy to go to the toilet so you just use something else instead.

Im going to toiletify this bin

by Werly November 28, 2012

toiletwank

Goin for a good ol' jolt on the shitter

Jim: Hey man I'll be one sec i gotta go to the toilet

Kate: Okay

Jim: I'm actually going to go for a 'toiletwank'.

Kate: Oh

by Mitcheyyboi November 23, 2013

toiletbooking

Toiletbooking is browsing ones Facebook feed while using the toilet. It generally is only acknowledged when in the company of others who catch you in the act of posting a status after excusing yourself to the washroom.

Did Steve just post a status? Isn't he-

Yeah. He's toiletbooking.

by xjessikuh January 29, 2014

Toilet otter

A particularly impressive poo, whose head sticks up a little over the water's edge in the toilet bowl
poo shit floater toilet turd

Best call a plumber, Dave- that toilet otter ain't going anywhere...
plumber

by Speedpoo April 28, 2014

toilet submarine

Those turds that aren't floaters or sinkers, they bob in-between.

Steve: Dude, check out what just invaded the crapper.

Bob: DAMN!!! That is one huge toilet submarine!

by ed! June 10, 2014

Toilet Bowl Confetti

The dried urine, dandruff, and pubic hair found on and around a toilet bowl.

Ex.1
Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.

by Pendleton Ward February 15, 2015

toilet bowl writing

When you run out of things to write about so you just reword the same thing over and over again

(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare

"A hundred page paper due tomorrow. Time for a little toilet bowl writing."

by UnculturedLout March 16, 2015