toasted

(slightly) tipsy. Not drunk and not intoxicated enough to be considered drunk or wasted... just a little .... not sober and not drunk

"I just wanna go get toasted" "I had a shitty day today... wanna go get toasted?"

by Ovrit January 5, 2009

twastered

getting straight up wasted

Dude we were SO twastered after all that Patron.

by gel&k8bros September 9, 2010

Butt Taster

1. a person who kisses so much ass that he/she literally always has the taste of ass in their mouth.

2. a homosexual who eats ass holes

I hate that stupid queen that's in my sociology class, he's a total butt taster. He's always sucking up to the professor and i think he's fucking him too

by TeddyBrrr July 1, 2009

ass taster

One who figuratively or actually uses their tongue to insert into others anal regions and samples. A known shit-talker or other undesirable. Basically designed to apply to a plethora of instances where one requires a unique term with which to define one or more persons known to be a pain in the ass.

"Dude, I'm not watching American Idol... those contestants are a bunch of ass tasters!" Hey, did you see what that ass taster just did?" "No, we're not going out anymore... he was such an ass taster."

by Bowlfinger '72 February 3, 2012

Toasted Marshmallow Shake

A toasted marshmallow shake is a an anal creampie. The toasted part comes from being in the anus.

Billy bob is banging his wife in the ass. I cant wait till he comes so i can have a Toasted Marshmallow Shake

by Zoy Rigler June 26, 2009

Taster

Ones mouth or oral orifice.

That guy just got smacked right in the taster.

by that-guy November 2, 2005

Toasted

Waking up in the morning with an erection. Refering to toast popping up from a toaster.

Ex 1. "Man, I'm toasted!"
Ex 2. "I woke up toasted today"
Ex 3. "Get off my toast, man!"

by WigsTheBunter January 27, 2009