toiletify

When you're too lazy to go to the toilet so you just use something else instead.

Im going to toiletify this bin

by Werly November 28, 2012

toilet stalling

To stall for time by staying in the toilet stall after finishing your business, until other people in the bathroom have left, to avoid the awkward encounter.

Toilet stalling: "I was taking a crap, and then I heard the boss come in, so I toilet-stalled until he left."

by wicked son December 18, 2011

Toilet Dragon

A small sized dragon that looks similar to a seahorse and is found floating around toilets in the depths of night. Especially prevalent in large Italian cities

Hey Jimbo did you see the toilet dragon last night?

by wopo99 October 17, 2011

toixting

the act of texting while on the toilet

me- hey whats up? im just thinkin about you

you- aww youre so sweet. what are you doing?

me- sitting on the toilet

you- um... youre toixting me... thats when you think about me...

by SRcurly October 19, 2011

Toilet Guardian

A member of the Ancient Order of the Guard of Club Lavatories. Those incredibly mystical and powerful brown people who watch you pee and then wash your hands for you. Surprising numbers of them seem to be serial rapists/sex offenders

"No spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash" - Toilet Guardian

"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person

by twigulus October 23, 2011

toilet friendly

a bowel movement that has little or no mess in the toilet.

"This was a really good meal, I sure hope it is 'toilet friendly."

by Bookem Danno October 23, 2011

toilet key

A roll of toilet paper that is brought to you so you can leave the imprisonment of a toilet without shit tickets.

Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!

by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011