Golden Age

A period of great prosperity in a location or media, usually preceding an abrupt decline.

The Golden Age of Rome wasn't so Golden after Nero and Caligula's reigns of terror came and went.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2021

AGS

A quirky gorl who just laughs laughs laughs. Often found falling down club stairs or getting her 10,000 steps.

Only loves men with banter

AGS is such a classic Aquarius

by AntiBelieverBaby May 23, 2022

age is just a number

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!

Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?

Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!

Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!

Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?

Pennywise: What?

Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Pennywise said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for preying on underage people.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing April 8, 2025

Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

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Person 343: Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

bedtime-vs.-age debacle

Refers to the age-old "cranky conundrum" issue about when children want to go to bed as opposed to when adults wish to do so. Many youngsters detest bedtime and want to delay it as long as possible, whereas grownups often can't wait to "hit da hay", and are also always looking to "catch a few extra winks" whenever possible.

Da whole bedtime-vs.-age debacle equally applies to getting up in the morning, as well --- many kids are totally "rarin' to go" at da crack of dawn, whereas their exhausted parents would happily "sleep till noon" if they had da choice.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

AGE

Age is only a number

50year old man: wanna fuck I will make ur PG
6 year old girl: sure g I can’t take nuffin smaller than 7inches

50 year old: oh it’s alright it 9inch bb
6year old: lets get down and dirty plus age is only a number

by I eat noodles 101 January 19, 2020

Age-Trap

Someone (generally a female) who appears younger than they actually are.

Japanese Boy#1: Damn, your little sister is hot!

Japanese Boy #2: She’s my mom, and she’s an Age-Trap.

Japanese Boy #1: Oh.

by Trap Enthusiast #13554577 May 10, 2019