New tech

Something that doesnt deserve to exist.
Me: BRO this new tech sucks ASS man!

Bobby: Can agree with you man.
by EAFANATIC June 26, 2022
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Toilet Store Tech

The uncanny ability to ask an opponent if they obtained something at the toilet store, influencing them in such a way that they proceed to lose the game. This technique was named after consistent use by streamers in the year 2022.
"Where'd you get that sniper rifle, the toilet store?" In this scenario, they would then proceed to forget to reload or miss the next vital shot ensuring their following loss. That is the perfect example of Toilet Store Tech.
by tristonic July 26, 2022
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Tech girl

Tables that disguise themselves with makeup and jewelry just to ignore the fact that they’re truthfully guys in disguise
That tech girl has a bigger cock than me
by Smelly stinker hater April 29, 2018
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Tech Turkey

A person who does not have, use, or know how to use, phone apps.
Don't be such a tech turkey. Download some apps on your phone!
by JayBuck September 12, 2016
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tech snaglet

"Tech Snaglet" is a neologism, created by Mark Pahulje, popularized by Metadata Consulting (metadataconsulting.ca), and is defined as “a quote or paraphrase usually intent on informing or solving a technical problem”.
Hey Bob, i just found out how to take a screen shot on my phone. Check out this "tech snaglet", I am sharing with you. Synonymous with tech tip.
by Markbecause February 02, 2016
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Tech Park

Place where you go to see regular ass traffic. Normally utilized daily between the hours of 6 am to 5:59 am.
Yo are you going to the Tech Park at 6 am on a Monday?
by Grippy Boi January 06, 2023
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Neon Tech

A definition for having "good movement" with the agent Neon in Valorant.
"This kid's got insane Neon Tech. I won't be suprised if he is Radiant Rank!"
by sexo fender June 14, 2024
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