She’s Sure Taking It Well 

We decided to try
Going our own ways for while
And give each other some space
But I never dreamed it would be miles
I thought she would cry
While she was packing up

I guess something isn't wrong enough

She's sure taking it well
Taking my heart and my soul
You'd think I wasn't here

Falling apart watching her go
If she knows it's killing me
You couldn't look at her and tell
My heart's breaking and
She's sure taking it well

There go all of my dreams
Melting like sugar in the rain
I would love to believe
She's only smiling through the pain
All the tears are mine
Shouldn't she be sad
After losing everything we had

She’s Sure Taking It Well
Taking my heart and my soul
You'd think I wasn't here

Falling apart watching her go
If she knows it's killing me
You couldn't look at her and tell
My heart's breaking and
She's sure taking it well

She's sure taking it well
She's sure taking it well
She's sure taking it well

She’s Sure Taking It Well by Death Menace June 27, 2022

You're taking a piss 

Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.

A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"

or

A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"

You're taking a piss by Ru_ox May 14, 2023

Twanking

Using Twitter or Facebook to update people with banal, brutally dull, meaningless activities or fortune cookie "insights." Also: gross oversharing. Noun versions: twankery, twanker.

"I love tacos!" "
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"

"I am making an omlet"

"Oprah at 10, yay!"

"Just had sex with the BF!"

"Life is better w/luv!

Response: "OMG quit twanking!"

Twanking by AnthonyIan October 8, 2010

talking phase 

the period in a relationship which lasts for an indeterminable amount of time in which the primary constituent of relations between the two (usually) parties consists of talking, and in which there is no sex; may lead to the friend zone

How long is the talking phase supposed to last before we can have sex? I'm afraid that I'm going to get stuck in the friend zone.

talking phase by freeskater98 January 20, 2011

Taking Cookies 

Attaining the wanted object from an opponent in any type of athletic event, especially soccer and basketball. When attempting to attain said object it is common to utter the phrase, "Cookie cookie cookie!" as the Cookie Monster from Sesame St. often exclaimed.

"Damn he stole the ball right off his foot!"
"Yeah, he's been taking cookies all night!"

Taking Cookies by Crusticles January 18, 2012

If you're talking, you're wrong 

The undeniably powerful phrase weilded by the famed IHS band director Ed W. Used to instantly quell even the most talkative of band-os.

band-o #1 to band-o #2 - "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah......"

Ed W. - "If you're talking, you're wrong!"

band-o #1 and band-o # - silence

If you're talking, you're wrong by irrandom November 30, 2005

National failed talking stage day

National failed talking stage day is the day we celebrate and remember all of the situationship a that wasted our time 🤭. You can celebrate by shouting out the person that wasted your time on your Instagram story or just texting them “thanks for wasting my time hoe”!!! Share and celebrate!!

“Oh it’s national failed talking stage day”
“Ong?”
“Yea gng, ykw dat mean”
“Remember dat hoe I ghosted?”
“Yup, shout her out cuh”

National failed talking stage day by Kabcoamslc October 5, 2022