Take My Aids!

This is what you scream at the women who is giving you a blowjob and you are about to bust a nut in her mouth.

Jane: *penis sucking noises*

Paul: Take My Aids!

by The Dad You Never Had! May 7, 2016

Take a grizzly adams

To take a dump in the outdoors without any toilet paper or anything else to wipe with.

I was driving down the road and had to jump out to take a grizzly adams in the bushes.

by Elements have July 8, 2016

Take the plants to the curb

To go sell weed or drugs

I have to take the plants to the curb so i can pay the bills

by SwagMafia July 15, 2016

take it in the pants

When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"

"Lordy, the bathroom is closed. I quess I will just have to take it in the pants ".

by Captain Breed April 12, 2017

Take a jizz

A term to use for masturbating.

I have to go take a jizz.

by Joseph smith123 December 14, 2017

take it to the club

When things are getting too hot.

This shit is getting too hot....let's take it to the club.

by backrow50 January 13, 2018

Take the icing off the top

To "take the icing off the top" means to read between the lines.

To say one thing but really mean another, to allude to something else.

Damore:
"Yo Dylan, James is 'chillaxing' with Hannah at hers."

Dylan:
"Cool man, so why're you telling me?"

Damore:
"Come on man, take the icing off the top"

Dylan:
"OHHHHHHH, netflix and chillaxing?"

Damore:
"Si"

by Venerable Baron July 7, 2018