thirsties

Appealing females out on the town and up for a one night stand

The bar was full of fanny, loads of thirsties everywhere.

by Tom Morrison June 26, 2006

thirty three

Choking the chicken, or masturbating in private

andrew...constantly did number thirty three alone...or with logan

by andrew fleming July 20, 2008

Thirstday

An additional day, before Friday to get your drinking and partying on!

DAMN!! I wish is was Thirstday I need a glass of wine!!!!!!!!! or a whole bottle :)

Damn, I wish it was Thirstday so me and Lane could go to OTR!!

by qtruntme July 19, 2011

zero dark thirty

12:30am

The time of the raid will be zero dark thirty.

by Polley the Spy September 17, 2013

thristy penis

a penis which has either been suffurcated, left in a dry sex hole or sun dried.. which needs to be rehydrated

Deejay:"man my penis is thristy"

skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"

Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Thristy Cum Sluts

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.

The newly purchased package of Thristy Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.

by Mr. Scrickets December 12, 2008

thirty bird

A 30-pack of any type of beer

I was walking to the store to get beer and a bum stopped me outside to ask for change. Instead of giving him change, I slapped upside his stank-ass head and proceeded to go purchase my thirty bird for later that evening.

by Aunt Jeff April 8, 2008