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Riley Skin Taint

A viscous disease that no one wants.
See; feline aids
Oh lawd have mercy she touched me. I’m gonna get the Riley skin taint
by Sneebles May 20, 2022
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Tobey's Taint

Tobey Maguire's taint. Can be described as a default Caucasian taint, mild hairiness, pale color. Moist from time to time. Sometimes stinks.
Girl 1: Omg I wonder what Tobey's Taint is like.

Girl 2: omg Brenda you weirdo!
by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022
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Working the taint

To work between Christmas and New Year, usually 27th to 31st December (Non-Bank Holidays, and Weekends), refers to the bit of skin between your anus and scrotum or vagina, the taint.
I've no annual leave left, looks like I'm working the taint this year.
by anonymous December 19, 2022
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Painting The Taint

What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star
Painting The Taint - Ejaculating on the taint (the tiny area between the pussy and asshole)
by Archimedes3000 February 5, 2024
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Pseudo Euro taint

A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.
Greg how much did you run today? "6.87 kilometers." Get a life you pseudo euro taint!
by His lordship and mr handsome September 5, 2024
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Huffing the taint

When you are so close to finding an answer but you're not there yet. You are so close to the answer that you can taste it.
On my final guess of today's Wordle, I was missing one letter. I tell ya, I was huffing the taint on that one.
by the_rat_guzzler September 25, 2025
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M De-leanardo Taint Tickler

When you're talking a shit in a New York city dive bar and get your balls/taint bit or tikled by a giant NYC RAT.
I was taking a shit and got "M De-leanardo taint tickler" while taking a dump.
by RoyalGun November 22, 2025
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