rard sale

a cross between a yard and a rummage sale.

there was a rard sale at the church the other day; all a bunch of christian shit nobody wanted.

by storie November 26, 2006

Yard Sale

This is a prank where you drive around town and pick up all the free stuff people leave on the side of the road. You then take this crap, pack it up in a truck, and then throw it on another lawn.. Then you put a 'yard sale' sign on their lawn, and as you drive away you scream YARD SALE!!!!!!!!!

P-Niz: Hey Trackus, you know what was fun?
Trackus: Nope..
P-Niz: When we dumped all that crap on that bitches lawn
Trackus: Oh Yeah! we totally got her with the Yard sale

by CRV-666 September 27, 2009

mount de sales

well to get started off the school sucks, smells, and the only thing good about the school would happen to be their soccer team. AWESOME. they literally have 3 black people in the whole entire school. Mount De Sales home of the ugliest girls in America. congrats!

mount de sales

by frag March 30, 2012

stalemate

To cum in a bottle, leave said cum in bottle until it grows moldy, then pull it out and pour it on the face of your lover when she least expects it. More disgusting than munging.

Jeff pulled a stalemate on Jenny last night, and she threw up on him.

by Chad and Jeff September 22, 2007

salem shampoo

a sexual act in which one flexible man fellates himself, and retains the semen expelled from his penis in his mouth, before spitting it into the hair of his partner (usually another man).

so he said he was going to show me a neat trick, and then he gave me a salem shampoo.

by Boss Haole April 7, 2008

ali saleh

an incrediblyy large WART.
that spuds up when males hit the age of adolescence. usually around the age of 13.
this wart never goes away. and is located in places that are better left unsaid. when squeezed, it gushes out pus and then multiplies. doctors are still searching for a cure.

note:makes cats rabid.

ew, man. i just got an ali saleh.
ahh i have an ali saleh get it off!

young adolescent boy: mom..
mom: yes honey
boy: i have a problem..its about my..my..
mom: *nods knowingly* i think you`re getting your ali salehs...
we`ll go see the doctor tomorrow.

by melissaah December 25, 2007

Sissy Bitch Salesman

A classification of a salesperson being unremarkably afraid to interact with a customer or speaking in such a wisperous tone that people cannot hear shit all from them.

Sam:So John, how many sales did ya rig up today?
John:None, nobody was paying any attention.....
Sam:Arrggghhh your such a Sissy Bitch Salesman!
Sam:Fuck knows how you became a Salesperson!

by Xhskdkddkokddjjdjdsjhg December 24, 2009